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The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

The royal penis is clean, your Highness.

Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.

From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! Deadpool.

Follow the white rabbit.

Take my hand, Boss. You see for yourself.

Thank you for believing

Great Scott!

One Ring to rule them all

It’s showtime!

Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

All right, vampire killers… let’s kill some fucking vampires.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

What are you prepared to do?

It’s not about winning, it’s about playing.

When I took this, you were my enemy.

God bless the Internet.

I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

I’m your brother… from another mother.

Someday I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

I’m fireproof, you’re not.

There can be only one!

In space, no one can hear you scream

What a super man… “Superman”!

May the Force be with you!

Get away from her, you bitch!

You’re fired!

Put… the bunny… back… in the box.

See this acorn? I’ll throw it at you and turn you to stone!

You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!

Your real father had us open portals all over the world to allow your return.

You’re a wizard, Harry!

Me fifth element – supreme being. Me protect you.

The tramp can’t talk. The minute he talks, he’s dead.

Can’t rain all the time…